A Dodgy Baby

A Dodgy Baby desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Baby, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Baby always carried a pint of cider that they would demolish. It was a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Baby desperately desired a hat to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Baby searched for a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Baby always kept a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Baby had a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A rubber chicken is the thing to select.