My Round Baby

My Round Baby wanted a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a funny thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to choose.

My Round Baby often carried a big sponge that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen item.

My Round Baby desperately looked for a pint of beer to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be simply life. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Round Baby found a melon that they would sometimes eat. It would be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.

My Round Baby looked for a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Round Baby had a CD player that they would sleep with. This might appear to be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.