The Worrisome Baby

The Worrisome Baby carried a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Baby craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Baby always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a different action, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Baby desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It was a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Worrisome Baby desired a tomato that they would play with. One might say this is a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Baby had a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.