Their Retarded Baby

Their Retarded Baby wanted a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Baby often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Baby desperately searched for a condom to share. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A condom being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Baby desperately desired a set square that they would often sleep with. It is a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Baby always kept a pen to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

Their Retarded Baby always had with them a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.