The Square Baby

The Square Baby had a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Square Baby desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Square Baby carried a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Baby searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Square Baby needed a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It might be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

The Square Baby always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.