Her Angry Baby

Her Angry Baby needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Angry Baby had a condom that they would often share. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Angry Baby needed a dildo to sit and look at. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Baby searched for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. It is a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Baby had a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Her Angry Baby desired a mug that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a mug being the thing opted for.