My Square Baby

My Square Baby desperately needed a computer to play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Baby owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

My Square Baby desired a cheese grater that they would hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Baby had a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Square Baby wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

My Square Baby desperately searched for a rubber chicken to play with. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.