The Anxious Baby

The Anxious Baby needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Anxious Baby desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Anxious Baby craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Anxious Baby found a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Baby had a bat that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Baby found a piece of paper that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.