A Naughty Baby

A Naughty Baby desperately desired a bag of flour to put up their bum. This seems a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour having that done to it

A Naughty Baby owned a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a funny activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Naughty Baby desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Baby desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It should be an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Naughty Baby always kept a melon that they would annihilate It would be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

A Naughty Baby always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.