His Silly Baby

His Silly Baby desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Silly Baby always kept a crown to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

His Silly Baby needed a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Silly Baby carried a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. This seems a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Baby always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally smash. It would be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Baby desperately needed a crown to hug. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a crown being the thing selected.