The Foolish Baby

The Foolish Baby desired a little monkey that they liked to play with. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Baby desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to select.

The Foolish Baby owned a wig that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Baby owned a dildo that they would occasionally break. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt it was entertaining. A dildo of all things.

The Foolish Baby owned a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Foolish Baby desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.