Her Jolly Baby

Her Jolly Baby often carried a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

Her Jolly Baby searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Baby desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Baby often carried a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. It is a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was stunning. A bottle of beer of all things.

Her Jolly Baby desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This seems a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Baby found a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.