The Troubled Baby

The Troubled Baby carried a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Baby carried a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Baby looked for a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Baby desperately wanted a wig that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

The Troubled Baby desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug is the item to choose.

The Troubled Baby desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often drop. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was simply life. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.