Retarded Bear

Retarded Bear desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Retarded Bear owned a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Retarded Bear always had with them a bat to experiment on. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Bear craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Retarded Bear always kept a spade that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be amazing. A spade being the chosen item.

Retarded Bear always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.