The Retarded Bear

The Retarded Bear looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Bear needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Bear always had with them a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a radiator of all things.

The Retarded Bear owned a pint of cider that they would often smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Retarded Bear desperately needed a lava lamp that they would worship. It is an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Bear always had with them a bat that they would often share. One might say this is a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.