Red Bear

Red Bear searched for a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Red Bear always kept a vibrator that they liked to throw. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Red Bear had a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Red Bear found a sword that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Red Bear desperately needed a crown to eat. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Red Bear searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.