The Jolly Bear

The Jolly Bear carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. It would have been a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awesome. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Bear carried a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Bear searched for a radiator that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Bear always kept a stapler that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

The Jolly Bear desperately craved for a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Bear desperately desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.