The Anxious Bear

The Anxious Bear found a bottle of wine that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Bear found a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Bear desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Bear needed a chocolate bar that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Bear desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Bear needed a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A block of cheese is the item to choose.