The Grumpy Bear

The Grumpy Bear desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It was a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Bear craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. It should have been a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Bear wanted a lava lamp that they would demolish. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Bear always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Bear carried a little monkey that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Bear needed a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.