Her Exciting Bear

Her Exciting Bear had a pint of cider to drop. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Her Exciting Bear desired a sponge to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Bear desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Bear found a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Bear always carried a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Bear searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.