The Foolish Bird

The Foolish Bird craved for a ball to smash. It would have been a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Bird always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Foolish Bird always carried a stretchman that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Foolish Bird wanted a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered an odd activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Bird craved for a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Bird desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.