The Funny Bird

The Funny Bird desperately wanted a teapot to eat. This seems an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Funny Bird always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Funny Bird desired a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Funny Bird desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Bird desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Bird needed a dildo that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.