My Magical Bird

My Magical Bird craved for a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

My Magical Bird searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Magical Bird needed a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

My Magical Bird desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It was a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Bird desperately craved for a condom that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Bird needed a mug that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a mug is the item to select.