Her Unusual Bird

Her Unusual Bird desperately desired a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Her Unusual Bird found a bat to break. It might have been an original action, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Bird needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Her Unusual Bird always carried a dildo to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Bird often carried a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Her Unusual Bird carried a helmet that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.