His Jolly Bird

His Jolly Bird searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Bird desired a tomato that they would occasionally worship. It is a curious action, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

His Jolly Bird found a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Bird desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Bird desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Jolly Bird owned a pint of cider that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.