The Troubled Bird

The Troubled Bird desperately wanted a set square that they would often hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Bird desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Bird desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Bird looked for a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Bird carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Bird always had with them a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.