His Weary Bird

His Weary Bird craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

His Weary Bird desired a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

His Weary Bird always kept a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Bird looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Weary Bird always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

His Weary Bird searched for a spade that they sometimes smash. It is a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.