His Dodgy Bird

His Dodgy Bird needed a lava lamp that they would often share. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Bird always kept a mug that they would often play with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A mug being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Bird wanted a cup that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Bird wanted a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

His Dodgy Bird craved for a cheese grater that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Bird always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.