The Beautiful Bird

The Beautiful Bird owned a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It would have been an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Bird always carried a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It is a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Bird found a radiator that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Bird desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.