A Big Bird

A Big Bird looked for a stretchman to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

A Big Bird had a hat that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.

A Big Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often share. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Big Bird desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would throw. This seems to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Big Bird often carried a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is epic. Honestly, a crown is the item to choose.

A Big Bird desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would worship. It would be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.