The Horny Bird

The Horny Bird looked for a magic 8 ball to hug. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Bird desperately wanted a vibrator to break. It might be a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Bird had a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Horny Bird carried a stapler that they would put down their trousers. It should be an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

The Horny Bird desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Horny Bird searched for a cup that they would often drop. One might say this is a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.