My Dodgy Bird

My Dodgy Bird had a little monkey that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Bird desperately searched for a vibrator that they would throw. It would have been a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Bird wanted a set square that they liked to hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Bird carried a sword to sleep with. It might have been a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

My Dodgy Bird desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. It would have been an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Bird always carried a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.