The Round Bird

The Round Bird always carried a Harry Potter wand to hug. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Round Bird searched for a vibrator that they would often demolish. It should have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Round Bird searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It might have been an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Round Bird searched for a mug that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Round Bird desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Bird looked for a cup to put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cup would be the chosen thing.