The Horny Bird

The Horny Bird needed a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Bird desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. This seems a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Horny Bird had a cucumber that they would play with. It should be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Bird wanted a stapler that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Horny Bird looked for a cheese grater that they would often play with. This could be considered a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Horny Bird needed a set square that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was opted for.