Better don't tweet, Jörg. Your English is too hilarious

Look guys, I'm not an English speaker. I will often make mistakes myself. Spotting overly ridiculous English is however a lot of fun. Especially if it's coming from people such as the self-proclaimed "Bitcoin founder" Jörg Molt.

Let's enjoy some of his newest œuvres:

Stop it... let me breathe for a second.... ok let's go again:

Honestly, ffs, what the hell was that all about. I just about understood zero.

Pity Jörg hasn't tried to write a whitepaper yet. The comedic potential would be tremendous.