In the beginning Satoshi created the blockchain and Bitcoin...
GENESIS 1
In the beginning Satoshi Nakamoto created the blockchain and Bitcoin. The blockchain was without form, and the distributed ledger was yet without transactions. And the spirit of Satoshi was beholding the blockchain.
Then Satoshi said, "Let us mine the genesis block", and there was the genesis block. And Satoshi saw the first block, and it was good; and Satoshi divided decentralized transactions from the fiat money system. And Satoshi called the light 'Bitcoin', and the fiat money system he called darkness. So the mining of the genesis block was the first day.
Then Satoshi said to the people on earth, "Fill the Bitcoin blockchain with transactions, be fruitfull and multiply this blockchain and let the earth be full of cryptocurrencies."
GENESIS 2
And Satoshi said, "See, I have given you every cryptocurrency that yields profit. It shall be a blessing for every human being on earth. It shall bear fruit and you shall eat thereof. I have given every cryptocurrency for your profit"; and it was so.
Then Satoshi saw everything that He had made, and indeed it was very good.
Then Satoshi commanded humanity, saying, "I have made Bitcoin to bless you. You may freely use Bitcoin to buy altcoins or invest in ICOs; but you may never sell Bitcoin for fiat money, for in the day that you sell your Bitcoin for fiat money the markets will surely crash." And so Satoshi commanded humanity to HODL.
GENESIS 3
Now the banks and the mainstream media were more cunning than most people on earth and they began to spread FUD by saying, "Bitcoin is a bubble. Has Satoshi indeed said, 'You shall not sell your Bitcoin for fiat money'?"
So when people saw the profit they had made in fiat money and that the fiat money was pleasant to their eyes, they began to sell their Bitcoin. They also told their friends and relatives to sell their cryptocurrencies, and they did. Then the eyes of the people were opened, and they saw that the markets had crashed; and they knew they had made huge losses.
PABLO 1
Then Satoshi sent @penguinpablo the prophet, to tell the people they should repent.
Prophecy by @penguinpablo
Guys, we have sinned against Satoshi by selling our coins for fiat money that Satoshi called darkness. Let us repent and buy back our Bitcoin and our altcoins and Satoshi will have mercy on us.
So speaks Satoshi, "If you all repent and buy back your coins, the markets will recover. Your sin will be forgiven. I will wipe out the tears you have each time you open your crypto portfolio app. The world will rejoice and your sorrow will be turned into profit."
Guys, I urge you... We should not hold fiat money. Buy back your coins and HODL! :-)
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Great Prophet. Lead us back into the light. Establish a church and pray to the Satoshi God. May we all proposer and be free.
Bitcoin is the Ark of true believers. Let the waters rise and wash away the filth. The new age is upon us be prepared for the greatest revolution of our time.
thanks for information on bitcoin and blockchain 😊
Satoshi said hodl thus i shall hodl!
The "satoshi" didnt tell "only HODL Bitcoins after you know about it.
The whole concept was genius. However, it gets very interesting in learning how it was built upon others. Luckily, there was research and projects before him from my understanding but he really tied it together and created something never seen before.
Forgive us, Satoshi. :(
that's Dorian's face. not Satoshi. :):):)
Well, Dorian's birth name is also Satoshi Nakamoto, so technically it's still Satoshi. 😋
Yupp..:):):)
Thank you, oh holy prophet for enlightening us sinners and guiding us back on the right path 🙏🏼
I had a good laugh but despite that I agree with what you have written 👌🏼 Keep up the good work, amazing feed ❤️✌🏼
Creativity at it peak, nice write up and all you have said is true but people are just scared no one wants to lose, but since you the prophet sent to come and tell us to buy back our coin if I may ask what does the future holds for bitcoin.
One day Bitcoin won't be priced in USD anymore, because all fiat money will eventually return to its intrinsic value; zero.
And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. John 1:5
Man you are really creative.
You crafted it and it has a free course. The words were artistically knitted, and they dovetail into something between the bounds of hilarity and common sense.
Satoshi is a prophet of Holly Blockchain 🙆🙆🙆🙆
wow