@boxmining
You said we should "research the crap out of" the coins before we buy them.
However, I would warn about focusing only on technical analysis. It is always important to also learn about the fundamentals, and about the worldwide context.
I have started a Steemit contest which you might find interesting - it is a satire project regarding technical analysis.
Hope you like it: https://steemit.com/contest/@smallstepschange/contest-in-honor-of-technical-analysis-creative-animal-formations