OMG. This is called creativity from a real scenario. "THEY EXIST BECAUSE I ALLOW THEM TO EXIST" - 100% points on this. Appreciate your imagination and I am not saying this for an upvote.
I love BTC and the core developers. By increasing the block size to 8MB they think it's a superior coin to all cryptos. They copied everything from the old papa, didn't even left the logo, just a tilted the "B". Really?
Nice work, enjoyed it. Keep it coming mate.