The Bum Loving Cat

The Bum Loving Cat desired a condom that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Cat often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Cat wanted a bat that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt it was wonderful. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Cat found a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Cat desired a lava lamp that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Cat always carried a stapler that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.