The Grumpy Cat

The Grumpy Cat searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Cat found a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Cat desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Cat needed a crown to insert somewhere. It should be a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Cat desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Grumpy Cat desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising action, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.