The Fat Cat

The Fat Cat often carried a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Cat desperately craved for a painting of a melon to demolish. It might be a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Fat Cat desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Fat Cat always carried a bat that they would break. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Fat Cat wanted a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Fat Cat wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.