A Purple Cat

A Purple Cat desperately wanted a CD player that they would eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

A Purple Cat always carried a cheese grater that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater having that done to it

A Purple Cat searched for a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Purple Cat looked for a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Purple Cat needed a rubber chicken that they would often share. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Cat desired a big sponge to demolish. This seems to be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.