A Weary Cat

A Weary Cat desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Weary Cat desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate It was a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be sublime. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Weary Cat desired a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Weary Cat searched for a block of cheese that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be awesome. A block of cheese being the item opted for.

A Weary Cat carried a computer that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

A Weary Cat owned a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.