My Fucking Cat

My Fucking Cat carried a stretchman that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Cat desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen thing.

My Fucking Cat owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Fucking Cat desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Cat desperately searched for a sword to put on his head. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Cat owned a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.