My Stupid Chimp

My Stupid Chimp looked for a spade that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Chimp carried a helmet that they liked to demolish. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Chimp always carried a radiator that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Chimp always kept a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Chimp searched for a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

My Stupid Chimp always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.