A Lucky Chimp

A Lucky Chimp wanted a wig that they would often rub on his belly. It is an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.

A Lucky Chimp always carried a custard pie to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Lucky Chimp always kept a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Chimp wanted a hat that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat having that done to it

A Lucky Chimp found a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

A Lucky Chimp found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.