The Green Chimp

The Green Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Chimp craved for a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Chimp often carried a rubber johnny to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Chimp desperately wanted a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Green Chimp had a hat that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat of all things.

The Green Chimp owned a vibrator to worship. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.