The Stupid Chimp

The Stupid Chimp desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Chimp had a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Chimp desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Chimp needed a sword that they would break. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be spectacular. A sword is the item to select.

The Stupid Chimp searched for a computer that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Chimp desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.