A Dodgy Chimp

A Dodgy Chimp always kept a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a different exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

A Dodgy Chimp looked for a big sponge that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a curious operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be amazing. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Chimp always had with them a pen that they would often worship. It should be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to select.

A Dodgy Chimp always kept a crown that they liked to break. It was a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Chimp desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate It is a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to select.

A Dodgy Chimp often carried a dildo that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.