The Fat Chimp

The Fat Chimp desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It would be an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Fat Chimp had a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Chimp looked for a pen to drop. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Chimp craved for a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Fat Chimp often carried a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It was a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.